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| $52 million for saying veritably nothing of relevance over the course of seven years. How is this possible? You would have to have something of a topical nature that adheres to the current trends and fibres of a continuously tumultuous society and people to garner $52 million. Right? Right?!
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motherfucking wrong!
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Due to public pressure to release them,
the Clinton's finally released their financial statements for the
past seven years subsequent to Bill's tenure in office. And
here's the essential breakdown (y'know, sans sexbot invention funds,
and Bill's dubious charitable "off-the-record" donation to
the people over at cumkleen.com):
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2000-2007 Returns
Feds Taxes Paid: $33.7 million
Charity: $10.2 million
Her Senate Salary: $1,051,606
His Presidential Pension: $1,217,250
Her Book Income: $10,457,083
His Book Income: $29,580,525
His Speech Income: $51,855,599
And taking but the quickest of ganders at the last little should-be-bulletted item there, Bill has made the princely sum of $51.8 million in just jabbering away at commencement speeches and oiling Gore up at environmental circle jerks and cuddle puddles world-wide. Oh, America, ye of fumbling economies. A country of quizzical gallup polls and bewildering government funding of vexing problems which only become more vexing when one inquires as to why the government funded the research of them. This could almost win me over to their side, as they stand as one of the few dwindling yet still remaining wil-o-wisps of the seemingly stagnant American dream.
Land of the free, home of the dire and misspelling (or maybe they ran out of chalk, or white guy parts, or whatever they used to write that. but if they really ran out of chalk then they must have had the smallest piece of chalk ever in the history of ever or they really like to press down hard on asphalt so that the planes above who are scared of them to begin with know exactly what area to avoid in case they want to keep their prized Heinekin largesse), and the only country where a set of points so invalid and inapplicable to such a dynamic and supposedly diverse culture can garner you more money the most continent's cumulative GDP (mark inflation's current trendline).
What did he really do in his eight years besides bomb an area who are now declaring independence to divert attention away from his Spitzering.
It is merely a mechanical sunset due to oral indignations. Nothing to see here but smoke and mirrors. And these mirrors don't make you look much thinner, so it's best to just look away.
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| What has water done for us besides be 70% of our body's composition? I'm pretty sure we could substitute that with Red Bull and be entirely alright, hell, even more powerful and with more missiles than we've got in our own personal position at the current moment. Why do I bring this up you may inquire, and the reason is this: the Atlanta area has about 50-60 days of water left in our primary water supplies.
The local firemen agencies met up earlier this week trying to devise a plan on how to fight fires without the proper supply of water. You can't really urinate on apartment fires and hope to extinguish them, especially if you've no water to drink to produce the aforementioned urine. Then you've got two other states: Alabama and Florida vying for Georgia's dwindling water supplies. Florida, which by the looks of it aren't even suffering too severe of a drought, and Alabama, who want our water supplies to fuel their hydroelectric power plants and provide implanted mussels with enough water so they can take over that region after the good portion of us dry out and die in a pool of our own Hannah Montana console games and thirst.
I shit you not about how bad this has gotten. Take a look at these stellar PSA's that are being produced:
http://www.athensclarkecounty.com/downloads/waterban_2web.mov
well... PSA... fuck you and your plurality distinction.
Inexorably, we will have to subjigate ourselves to water rationing. This means I will most assuredly have to postpone my construction of a real-life Ocarina of Time Water Temple.
Who did NOT fucking hate this stage? It was the worst stage ever in anything that ever did anything to anything. Why would enemies put ominous grappling hook circles all about their temple when they didn't even use grappling hooks? And then you have to fight a transluscent watery version of yourself which I'm not entirely sure how you could feasibly hit a water demon, much less how he stayed together without being in a solid container shaped exactly like your body. It's basic principles of matter people. In any case, I was constructing this temple just so I could kick the sand on the bottom level about in disgust.
Fucking water temple.
BUT ATLANTA CAN'T EVEN HAVE GRAPPLING-HOOK FRIENDLY WATER TEMPLES TO LINK ABOUT IN AND FIGHT WATER SPRITES (OBEY YOUR THIRST CHEAP PLUG OH WAIT I CAN'T BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING WATER AND SPRITE IS SHITTY ANYWAYS AND I HAVEN'T HEARD THEM USE THAT SLOGAN IN YEARS I MEAN LAST I HEARD IT WAS WHEN KOBE BRYANT WAS SAYING IT AND I FOUND IT FUNNY THAT A RAPIST WAS TELLING YOU TO OBEY THINGS I MEAN ISN'T THAT FUCKING IRONIC LOLOLOLCAPSLOCK)!!!
Anyways, car washes are being shut down which means many, many people are being put out of business. Lake Lanier tourism has plummeted now that it's tantamount to a mud hole
The only positive for any industry is that of the welling industry. Yes, you heard me, the welling industry. This industry hasn't seen any real business since, I don't know, the cotton gin was the veritable gameboy of the times. So the welling industry is up which certainly mean that people selling collies are probably getting many a call as well. Save for those two instances, the Atlanta area is fucked. Hell, even Chattanooga is attempting to lure business away from Atlanta by telling businesses that they can move there and that they actually have water.
Nigger, we have Coke. Which means we have Dasani. And Dasani comes from Lake Dasani I assume. Which Lake Dasani never runs out of water because presumably it's not real which means it's awesome which means move more businesses here.
Now.
And the three governors of Georgia, Florida, and Alabama are to meet (I think) today to decide what is to happen with the dwindling water supplies of Georgia and how they are to be divvied up. In all seriousness, does this not seem like a futile effort? Eventually it will all be depleted anyways considering we aren't expecting any serious rainfall for - well - an indefinite period of time. We're in a la niña curve right now which is not beneficial to us and therefore means there won't be any substantial rainfall until after spring of 2008. With only 60 or less days of water left in our water supplies, what do these meetings actually mean or accomplish?
Not that any of you will read this since I lost any clout I once had long ago, and I don't perceive myself as being nearly as good at writing prose articles as I once was, but it actually is starting to bother me.
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| And find that the place is worse than ever. There's suddenly parental locks on sites I used to go to and/or have subscribed, and overall almost no one is here. What in the projectile ass particles is up with this place? I'll tell you what, nothing.
add me at myspace, ye few who still read this.
www.myspace.com/demoted_1
this site is officially dead indefinitely.
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